Lily+lou+chris+diamond+gets+fucked+in+the+as+portable

Another angle: maybe "Lily, Lou, Chris, and Diamond" are a group or a product line, and "gets fucked in the as portable" is a problem they're experiencing with a product. Alternatively, "AS Portable" could be a platform or device where this is happening. The user might want to write a blog post that addresses how these individuals or products are affected by a portable system or device.